It’s always odd to be awake in the early morning darkness. The clock blinks in gross lime green at you that it’s 2:37 in the morning and you slither out of bed silently. You feel perfectly awake in a muffled sort of way and that’s due mostly to the fact that you have to be quiet. Being awake is making noise for you but the other members of your household would not be happy with you.
Fun dualsign aus for you and your friends!
- pokemon!au where Dualscar runs a gym and Signless stares through the window every day watching him battle
- space!au where Dualscar rescues Signless from a slave ship
- dragon!au where fucking dragons
- wolf!au where Dualscar is alpha and Signless is from another pack
- fallout!au where water is a precious commodity and Signless helps steal it for Dualscar
- monster!au where Dualscar raises interesting creatures and happens to find a wood dryad Signless stuck in a bear trap
- aquarium!au where Signless the crab likes to bother Dualscar the seahorse all day
- college!au where Dualscar runs a troll-blog that Signless thinks is actually serious
- free!au where every time Signless goes swimming he fucking drowns and Dualscar has to save him
- gamer!au where Dualscar and Signless make dumb internet videos of themselves sucking at video games
- okami!au where Signless is Ammy and Dualscar is Waka
- animal!au where Dualscar is a snake and Signless is a mongoose
- spy!au where the two are international spies that compete with each other and then go on dates later
- human!au where Signless is a poor street artist and Dualscar is the rich business man that always gives him ten bucks every time he walks by
- metroid!au where Dualscar is a space pirate saved from a crashing ship by bounty hunter Signless
- httyd!au where Signless befriends dragons and takes Dualscar to see
- eldritch!au where Signless goes looking for evidence of the Old Ones and finds a sleeping Dualscar
- familyswap!au where Signless is raising Cronus and Eridan and Dualscar is raising Karkat and Kankri
- rockstar!au where Dualscar needs to replace his drummer asap and picks Signless from a crowd at random
- any!au. literally anything. if you’ve made up the au, it’s good. go for it. spread the dualsign. do it now.
When bad things begin to happen to you, it doesn’t just seem to rain, it fucking pours. One moment everything is fine, you’re feeling good about life. Then life decides that’s enough happiness for you and punts you directly into the nearest volcano.
This time it had started with just getting knocked off Seahorsedad’s back. Not really a bad thing, but embarrassing and frustrating and you hate finishing a hunt while wet. So you’re kind of grumpy as you find a good lusus and shoot it down. Fef will haul it down to her horrorterror so you’re free to go home.
i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did wonder when my friend got two cats but i didn’t question it) so now i’m hungover and shirtless in your living room so um hi howya doin” au