The Next Step

bookwormally:

It’s always odd to be awake in the early morning darkness. The clock blinks in gross lime green at you that it’s 2:37 in the morning and you slither out of bed silently. You feel perfectly awake in a muffled sort of way and that’s due mostly to the fact that you have to be quiet. Being awake is making noise for you but the other members of your household would not be happy with you.

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fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

(via youneedahugandacookie)

Fun dualsign aus for you and your friends!

  • pokemon!au where Dualscar runs a gym and Signless stares through the window every day watching him battle
  • space!au where Dualscar rescues Signless from a slave ship
  • dragon!au where fucking dragons
  • wolf!au where Dualscar is alpha and Signless is from another pack
  • fallout!au where water is a precious commodity and Signless helps steal it for Dualscar
  • monster!au where Dualscar raises interesting creatures and happens to find a wood dryad Signless stuck in a bear trap
  • aquarium!au where Signless the crab likes to bother Dualscar the seahorse all day
  • college!au where Dualscar runs a troll-blog that Signless thinks is actually serious
  • free!au where every time Signless goes swimming he fucking drowns and Dualscar has to save him
  • gamer!au where Dualscar and Signless make dumb internet videos of themselves sucking at video games
  • okami!au where Signless is Ammy and Dualscar is Waka
  • animal!au where Dualscar is a snake and Signless is a mongoose
  • spy!au where the two are international spies that compete with each other and then go on dates later
  • human!au where Signless is a poor street artist and Dualscar is the rich business man that always gives him ten bucks every time he walks by
  • metroid!au where Dualscar is a space pirate saved from a crashing ship by bounty hunter Signless
  • httyd!au where Signless befriends dragons and takes Dualscar to see
  • eldritch!au where Signless goes looking for evidence of the Old Ones and finds a sleeping Dualscar
  • familyswap!au where Signless is raising Cronus and Eridan and Dualscar is raising Karkat and Kankri
  • rockstar!au where Dualscar needs to replace his drummer asap and picks Signless from a crowd at random
  • any!au. literally anything. if you’ve made up the au, it’s good. go for it. spread the dualsign. do it now.

The Little Things

bookwormally:

When bad things begin to happen to you, it doesn’t just seem to rain, it fucking pours. One moment everything is fine, you’re feeling good about life. Then life decides that’s enough happiness for you and punts you directly into the nearest volcano.

This time it had started with just getting knocked off Seahorsedad’s back. Not really a bad thing, but embarrassing and frustrating and you hate finishing a hunt while wet. So you’re kind of grumpy as you find a good lusus and shoot it down. Fef will haul it down to her horrorterror so you’re free to go home.

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soft-grunge-paradise:

PLEASE HELP

This is my dog, Goku. He is a golden retriever. He is about 7 years old. He also went missing sometime this morning.

If you live in the Matthews/ Mint Hill area of NC and maybe into Charlotte, please keep an eye out for him.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT ME HERE, ON TWITTER @/SURENATHEDISCO OR AT MY EMAIL SURENA.WEEKS21@YAHOO.COM

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS PLEASE HELP

(via aisukatwilleatyoursoul)

tickatocka:

i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did wonder when my friend got two cats but i didn’t question it) so now i’m hungover and shirtless in your living room so um hi howya doin” au

(via forever-sweaters)


This is Jikji. She’s had a pretty tough life so far.I rescued her when she was barely clinging to life. Covered in mud with wounds on her back, face, and front legs, and with no use of her back legs at all.After taking her home and washing her off a little, I wrapped her in a thick towel and gave her a little egg and water. I decided if she made it though the night, I would take her to the vet in the morning.And she pulled through. Still sleeping most of the time and only able to move her head and front legs a little, she passed the 18-hour point! I took her to the vet, and they gave her an IV. Put some fluids into her, gave her some medicine and put her under warming lamps. She ate a little bit of food and by the time I picked her up this evening, she had much more energy.And X-rays that showed a fractured hip. Severely fractured. In fact, one of her legs had no feeling at all and is essentially dead. Her other leg is okay, although weak. Now, the only option for her is to have the bad leg removed and the hip fixed with a pin…… Which will cost about $1500. A very reasonable price, if I had the money. Which I just don’t. I might be able to come up with $500 next payday (which is August 6), but until then, there’s no way I can pay for it.So, we’re both asking for your help. She’s got more energy now (enough to be sneaky like a cat and creep into the torn lining of my sofa), and will be ready for surgery as soon as next week if we can get it funded and scheduled!I’m an illustrator and comic artist. I’m offering a portrait of Jikji (digital copy) for anyone who helps. This will be a hi-res illustration so you can print it out anywhere. Make yourself a wall-hanging if you like. She’s absolutely adorable.
DONATE HERE

This is Jikji. She’s had a pretty tough life so far.

I rescued her when she was barely clinging to life. Covered in mud with wounds on her back, face, and front legs, and with no use of her back legs at all.

After taking her home and washing her off a little, I wrapped her in a thick towel and gave her a little egg and water. I decided if she made it though the night, I would take her to the vet in the morning.

And she pulled through. Still sleeping most of the time and only able to move her head and front legs a little, she passed the 18-hour point! I took her to the vet, and they gave her an IV. Put some fluids into her, gave her some medicine and put her under warming lamps. She ate a little bit of food and by the time I picked her up this evening, she had much more energy.

And X-rays that showed a fractured hip. Severely fractured. In fact, one of her legs had no feeling at all and is essentially dead. Her other leg is okay, although weak. 

Now, the only option for her is to have the bad leg removed and the hip fixed with a pin…

… Which will cost about $1500. A very reasonable price, if I had the money. Which I just don’t. I might be able to come up with $500 next payday (which is August 6), but until then, there’s no way I can pay for it.

So, we’re both asking for your help. She’s got more energy now (enough to be sneaky like a cat and creep into the torn lining of my sofa), and will be ready for surgery as soon as next week if we can get it funded and scheduled!

I’m an illustrator and comic artist. I’m offering a portrait of Jikji (digital copy) for anyone who helps. This will be a hi-res illustration so you can print it out anywhere. Make yourself a wall-hanging if you like. She’s absolutely adorable.

DONATE HERE

(via yesobsessed)