maniacalchimera asked:

man I'm bad at prompts. ummm late twenties Cronus shows up piss-drunk at Kankri's after a rejection/fight/something or other and Kankri takes care of him. can be humanstuck or trolls if you've got any alcohol ideas for trolls ^^;


The knock on your door had been disjointed at best, so you’d been understandably a little nervous to open it. Looking through the peep hole had at least shown someone there but they weren’t looking at you. You swallow and open the door a crack.

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Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~) 

Note: It costs $65 to do this.

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Apples are like flowers for horses


It’s taunting her, it really is. The perfect red color and she can almost hear the crunch and taste the sweet juice, but even as she reaches higher she still can’t quite reach the damn thing! With a huff she drops back down so all four hooves are on the ground and crosses her arms. She glares up at the stupid apple and one of her back feet stomps the ground. She just wanted a snack and yet she was even denied that.

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The clink of glasses and the muted chatter of many people and the television are comforting, familiar sounds. This place is almost as good as his home. Orpheus tips his glass back and takes a long draught and then sets it back down again with a satisfied smack of his lips. “Now that’s a good drink.”

“Really, I couldn’t tell from the horse like after sounds.”

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piratekingjaegerkind asked:

buT IMAGINE CROKRI TO FAST CAR BY TRACY CHAPMAN (golistenandcrybcidontlikecrokributitfits)


So wow I actually knew this song the second the music started.

It’s not actually a song that screams CronKri to me, but that’s just because I don’t like abusive/alcoholic Dadscar. And the details don’t fit Kankri as well as they do Cronus.

But have this anyway.

City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped ‘round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

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In celebration of my rescues’ 1st birthday, Im gonna try to help this guy out today.

This is Happy, a 1y 9month pitbull mix- He’s to be Euthanised by the end of today (7/1/14). He was abandoned on the streets by his owners, and found in amazing health and spirits. He’s bouncy and sweet, and his name suits him as he is constantly a happy boy. He’s got soft fur, unique eyes and is in great health. hes very well mannered, he knows some basic commands and is gentle with treats. he’s house broken and good with all other dogs and kids.

He’s in a Manhattan shelter right now, so if youre interested please be ready to get him tonight. And like all the dogs I try to help in the area- IF YOU NEED HELP TRANSPORTING HIM I CAN HELP. I have a zoo already so I cant house him for more than a few hours, but I would help as needed. Please message me for his ID# and the Shelter Information. 

Save  a Dog, they’ll help you become a better human.

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